I don't even know my own phone number.

We are made up of two contrasting ideals: Love And Fear. Pick One and Live.

Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

Fear is where there is no love. Love is where there is no fear.

We take it for granted we know the whole story - We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between selected lines.

Be bitter, stay angry, and blame everyone!

I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and says on the side, like in gold, 'Sorry I'm Late'.

November Rain is a song about not wanting to be in a state of having to deal with unrequited love.

If love is blind I guess I'll buy myself a cane

When I was a kid, I was told rock n' roll wasn't music. It wasn't art. Queen was my proof, my evidence, that these people were wrong - and they meant everything to me.

Recognition of the value of time, the change in our attitude to time, time management and time consciousness translate into economic growth or increase in GDP.

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.

I am a monster because I have too much of something.

When we learn from experience, the scars of sin can lead us to restoration and a renewed intimacy with God.

I definitely believe in fate. And I believe what you put in is what you get in return. That's the way it's worked for me. As for the big picture - there's some sort of plan.

I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.

I think for a lot of young people there is a sense that maybe the future is not going to be everything it was held out to be, especially if they're coming out with a lot of student debt.

I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

In television, and especially in a situation comedy, you kind of play yourself, or at least the essence of yourself.