I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

True leaders are surrounded by the accomplishments they achieve and lead with quiet example that shouts integrity with actions they example

Kind words produce their images on men's souls.

Your life is the outcome of all the choices you make

He's dreaming with his eyes open, and those that dream with their eyes open are dangerous, for they do not know when their dreams come to an end.

No dates until you're sixteen. And no boyfriends, either.' I'm not quite sure how to tell Mom, but it looks like I don't just have one boyfriend. I have two.

The Russian revolution was to an unprecedented degree the cause of the proletariat of the whole world becoming more revolutionary.

When you are a king, you may make as many ridiculous laws as you like. That is what being a king is all about.

I have no faith at all in believers, because they are so far from the truths! Have respect only to those who are close to the truths!

When I was 17, I was a Lakers Girl; I was the youngest girl on the squad.

Painters are noted for being dissipated and wild.