I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

You cant be controlling in improv.

Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.

It's so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it's pretty easy to make a funny movie.

I'm more of a fisherman as opposed to a scientist perhaps and chasing the whale. But I've had some success.

I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.

We are the protagonists of our love story, not the spectators.

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Each of us bears his own Hell.

The wiser a man is, the less talkative will he be.

Who doesn't like dolphins? They're like puppies.

The Lord has warned and forewarned us against a day of great tribulation and given us counsel, through His Servants, on how we can be prepared for these difficult times. Have we heeded His counsel?

In matters of honesty, there are no shortcuts; no little white lies, or big black lies, only the simple, honest truth spoken in total candor... Being true is different than being honest.

Give what you have. To some one, it may be better than you dare to think.

You can have a film and have 200 white people working on it, and nobody finds anything wrong with that. But if you insist on having a black crew, all of a sudden there's something wrong.

An enemy's gift is ruinous and no gift.

I still say I would love to go back to acting, but after my kids are older. You can't just drop everything and go out on a call and keep a stable life.