It's so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it's pretty easy to make a funny movie.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

You cant be controlling in improv.

Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.

I'm more of a fisherman as opposed to a scientist perhaps and chasing the whale. But I've had some success.

I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.

We are the protagonists of our love story, not the spectators.

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.

I think there is a song out there to describe just about any situation.

Fix your eyes on what you believe and not what you see.

I think documentaries are the greatest way to educate an entire generation that doesn't often look back to learn anything about the history that provided a safe haven for so many of us today.

Combat is my profession and fighting was a great way to maintain a combat mindset while preparing to lead Marines in war.

It is an actor's defect. I want everybody to like me, so I'll say what I think will please them.

Sometimes simple things are the most difficult things to achieve.

The media have been tireless in their efforts to suppress the truth about the gangster state.

the government can do nothing for you. But you can do everything for yourselves

...to befoul the unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of the statesmanship of the day.

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.