I did not want to be coming off the stage at the mercy of what somebody else told me I did.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

No matter our talent, we all know in the midnight of our souls that 90 percent of what we do is less than our best.

To seek is to show valor. To endure is to show strength. To believe all will arise in a time of perfection. There shows trust and faith in you.

Everything is still everything.The Poem Remains.

Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.

Certainly Manchester is the most wonderful city of modern times!

I drink a lot of protein shakes and do a lot of weight lifting.

Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion.

I wish I could say everything in one word. I hate all the things that can happen between the beginning of a sentence and the end.

That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.

Lying's a certain mark of cowardice.