I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!

Shared laughter is love made audible.

Country music and just music in general really lost a great friend today.

To be the cream of the crop is no easy feat. It's a big deal.

Every third night a commitee holds a meeting in my head.

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.

My process is always the same. Maybe that's why I stay so consistent, it really doesn't change. I only know one way to record and do things.

A decade or so ago, all over the world, cinemas underwent one of those prince-into-frog mutations, and became, instead popcorn-restaurants, which offered the option of visual diversions for diners.

In the heart of any pious Jew, God is a Jew. Is your God an Englishman or an American?

If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.