AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

We must eradicate ignorance and illiteracy from our nations and continent to the nearest minimum for us to have a national development.

If you can't go back to your mother's womb, you'd better learn to be a good fighter.

FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again....even though every time you've tried before you've lost.

One time I tried to marry a chicken.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

Sean looks at me then, his eyes bright, in a way that makes me feel out of sorts. I glare back.

Honesty doesn't always pay, but dishonesty always costs.

Each day I see all about me the fruits of commandment-keeping.

Unemployment is like a headache or a high temperature - unpleasant and exhausting but not carrying in itself any explanation of its cause.