I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

You are the most influential person you will talk to all day.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

Thousands of years ago the question was asked: "Am I my brother's keeper?" That question has never yet been answered in a way that is satisfactory to civilized society.

The Greeks have snatched up their spears. They have pointed the helms of their ships Toward the bulwarks of Troy.

I find myself going out on the road to get my confidence back, because I lose it at home.

I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy. Of course, nobody loves bad comedy, but there's a lot of bad comedy out there.

Growth does not always lead a business to build on success. All too often it converts a highly successful business into a mediocre large business.

The job of the media is not to protect the powerful from embarrassment.

We have a long tradition in this state of caring for our neighbors - it is truly an Iowa value.

Every tiny part of us cries out against the idea of dying, and hopes to live forever.