Valium Quotes

Valium Quote of the day

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.

When it comes to flying, I am a nervous passenger but a confident drinker and Valium-swallower.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.

I got so anxious sitting in the make-up chair for hours with my face covered. I had my doctor write a prescription for valium. I couldn't have done it without the pill.

Valium would have helped that bash.

I get freaked out by pills. Everyone I know is always like, "I'm just going to take a Valium or an Ambien on the plane." But I can't do any of that stuff - it scares me.

I think I can safely conclude that there is not a lot to be said for playing chess while on Valium.