It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

How can I not believe that there is a God who exists and loves, when the people before me are infused with that love and pour it out daily?

I am not afraid to die because I know heaven is a place of artists, musicians and poets

Faulty mindset reveals a great deception regarding the destiny of every believer

Is then no nook of English ground secureFrom rash assault?

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in the US. Eddie Murphy blew me away with his film Delirious.

I've loved art for more than 30 years.

I had a great time in my youth and I still feel youthful. I've no desire to look as though I'm in my 20s.

Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination.

I have pains in my hearts, they have taken my appetite.