I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Rainbows make great pets, because they're already house trained.

Cancer... the process of creation gone wild, I thought.

Peace isn't the absence of wars provoked by a series of delinquents of all sort, but a dynamic process of cooperation between states and people...

I actually got a crush on Anne Heche when I worked with her on Huckleberry Finn. It didn't work out.

I think we still believe that ambition is for boys.

Yeah, I've been interested in music since I was a teenager, always writing songs.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

Any resistance is not only normal but necessary-it is part of the creative process.

Your genuine action will explain itself, and will explain your other genuine actions. Your conformity explains nothing.

It's not considered polite in Russia to count the money in someone else's pocket.