Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Part of my music is being alone, having that time to shut down all other noises to hear the tune underneath.

Pain is something to master, not to wallow in.

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.

Yoga is just good for you.

Abandon wisdom, discard knowledge, and people will benefit a hundredfold.

Rudeness is what gets to me [when someone being rude to me in a supermarket]. Yeah. That one does get to me, I have to say.

Every child has a right to education as much as to life, and every woman the right to live.

Concision is a technique of propaganda. It ensures you cannot do anything except repeat clichés, the standard doctrine, or sound like a lunatic.

Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains.