I can't do everything but I can do something to help somebody. And what I can do I will do. I wish I could do more.

There's a lot of talk about self-esteem these days. It seems pretty basic to me. If you eat to feel proud of yourself, you've got to do things you can be proud of. Feelings follow actions.

If you want to feel proud of yourself, then do good. Take action that will make you proud. . . . And if you really want to feel proud, then do something to help someone else.

You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained.

You have to first discover yourself before you could succeed in being your true self.

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"

How hollow is the heart of man, and how full of excrement!

Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.

We can say the stars are moving because we have a relative context.

I'm unshockable, fortunately -- or unfortunately.

If you remember one thing from talking to me, remember this: I am just a girl who makes noises - and I'm incredibly lucky that people happen to like those noises.

America will not tolerate being pushed around by anybody, anyplace.