I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.

The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.

It's amazing and sad what we have to do to survive sometimes.

Life owes you nothing. You owe yourself everything.

The future is meant for those who are willing to let go of the worst parts of the past. When you cannot take two steps without turning around to inspect your footsteps, you are getting nowhere fast.

Before you tell yourself its a different scene remember its just different from what you've seen.

Live your life, no matter what that life is.

Bad things happen when good people pretend nothing is wrong.

You ever want to feel powerless? Watch the people you care about being hurt and know there is nothing you can do about it.

Our proximity keeps us honest. Our intentions keep us strangers.

Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?

Podcast is a good choice, start watching such stuff.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

A lot of the problems teenagers go through, it's better for them to go through them on their own. If you always have a crutch, you don't learn anything.

The Truth is inseparable from who you are. Yes, you are the Truth. If you look for it elsewhere, you will be deceived every time.

Righteousness exalteth a nation.

Too many voters are already bought -- not by corporate campaign donors, but by the government itself.

I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.

There is no road to success but through a clear strong purpose. Nothing can take its place. A purpose underlies character, culture, position, attainment of every part.