I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Gruff, ” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, ” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, " I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.

Desperation is the father of invention.

Death is the greatest justice, it never discriminates.

I do not want to be like a small animal bitten by a snake, going stiff with that poison. I want to bite back.

It's one thing to see a vision; it's another thing to be seized by a vision.

The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook--and isn't.

Basically speaking, conducting is quite a healthy profession.

Violence is the quest for identity. When identity disappears with technological innovation, violence is the natural recourse.

I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

I cannot overemphasise the value we place on a free, independent and outspoken press

He who has two languages has two souls.