Jim Butcher, Small Favor Quotes

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Gruff, ” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, ” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, " I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.