Gruff, ” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, ” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, " I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.

If you are humble you will never have to struggle against positive change.

Each person is only given so many evenings and each wasted evening is a gross violation against the natural course of your only life.

We can change our wives,” he said. “We can change our jobs, our nationalities and even our religions, but we can never change our team.

While just government protects all in their religious rites, true religion affords government its surest support.

I started a feta cheese company, Euphrates, in upstate New York in 2002.

Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise.

What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.

I can connect anything to anything.

The pope once again ripped - I mean, really ripped - capitalism and Americans' immigration policy at the Mexican border, before he boarded the plane and returned to Italy.