I am proud to tell Hollywood that I am a Christian. For the first time I am now free to be myself.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

He didn't like religion, hadn't liked it for years, but he adored churches, loved them like old scientific instruments whose time is long past but are nevertheless fascinating and strange.

You know, artists don't really have all that much experience of life. We make a huge amount out of the small experience that we do have.

I don't have to prove anything to anyone. As a result, I am ready to take up again the characters who are closer to what I really am.

I find it hard to see how my northern cousins could get so worked up about counties created by British imperialists.

You are an independent mind in this universe that can do everything and anything you have ever dreamed of.

Great battles are really won before they are actually fought. To control our passions we must govern our habits, and keep watch over ourselves in the small details of everyday life.

I was prepared for the theatre, but not for the nuts and bolts.

Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike... dances with wildlife.

It is too late to start For destinations not of the heart . I must stay here with my hurt.

Biography is the most universally pleasant and profitable of all reading.