I am going to love you now, slow and sweet, but when you come, I'm going to f*** you the way I need to. The way I've been dreaming about since the moment I saw you.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.

Respect is an invention of people who want to cover up the empty place where love should be.

Check other sources before believing mainstream media.Seek the truth.

It is the pride of my heart to have been one of the earliest adopted sons of America.

There is a strong moralistic strain in the civil rights movement that would remind us that power corrupts, forgetting that the absence of power also corrupts.

Destroy the Museums. Crack syntax. Sabotage the adjective. Leave nothing but the verb.

I very much support financial education in schools.

Stop trying to fit [Christ] into your life; instead, build your life around [Him].

Truths are more than imagination; they are real. Yet their origin is a thought in the mind of God.

There's nothing better than being able to give your children wings so they can soar and fly in the direction they want to go in.