I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

It's fair to say average Americans think that the average Afghan doesn't want American troops in their country.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

I do remember reading the script of 'The Nightmare Fair' and looking forward to doing it.

So many kids and adults, too, have gotten just about one of the roughest breaks that can happen to a person. We can help these people.

Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!

I like the fact that I'm living in the world rather than in a university.

Life's what you make it

How they treat you defines them. How you treat others defines you.

Bottom line is, if you turn the ball over to a team that isn't as good, you then have brought them up to your level.

I think I realized early on that my family wasn't like other families.