I always viewed [the podcast and the TV show] as two separate things.

You see people who are disenfranchised elsewhere coming to Comic Con and making lifetime friends. I love seeing the outcasts of society all bonding together.

Intimacy is really good. But then again, the first disk on the record is not intimate in the least. It's a really good CD.

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

Things go away and projects crumble and disappear, or you make your movie and it comes out and no one watches it.

That's one of the benefits of working with a smaller network like IFC. You're awarded more trust, but trust that I really earned.

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I love all of our subpodcasts.

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.

I have a good life, I remind myself. There are plenty of people who love me. They're just not around at the moment.

Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.

Since the photographic medium has been digitized, a fixed definition of the term photography has become impossible.

I always cause those who are near to me more suffering than pleasure.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

Men have feverishly conceived a heaven only to find it insipid, and a hell to find it ridiculous.

Audiences believe what you believe. It's a matter of believing yourself. If I believe me, then you've got no choice. None at all.

Everyone has been really accepting and brought me into the family. I had a lot of fun shooting it [ Fast 8].

The America that has flourished for more than two centuries is being quietly but steadily dismantled by the Obama administration.

With God, it's possible to be content wherever we are, with whatever we have.