I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I guess that the goddess Venus wasn’t on my side with this fine specimen of the male gender!

The human will to believe is inexhaustible

I like to make blank pages darker. It's this thing I do.

Throughout world history, all freedom has been no more than repetitious abolishment of what has already been abolished. There is no end to the killing of weeds.

Freedom without structure is its own slavery.

I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.

As soon as one project is finished I like to go straight on to something else.

Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?

Grace is inexplicable, inappropriate, out of bounds, offensive, excessive, & given to the wrong people.

The contemplation of truth and beauty is the proper object for which we were created, which calls forth the most intense desires of the soul, and of which it never tires.