How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

All I want is to sleep--to dream. Life is better in dreams.

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

The are timesWhen you may think that people are staring at you -They are.

Actually there were only two forms of existence, I reflected: one that was tied to a place and one that wasn't. Both had always existed. Neither could be chosen.

I've always loved War's Low Rider and Sly Stone's Thank You, and I just wanted to put my take on them.

All Paradise opens! Let me die eating ortolans to the sound of soft music!

Follow your dreams and make the most of every experience.

I really got attracted to the idea of touching so many people and that idea of art transcending entertainment and art and activism being synonymous.

Think'st thou existence doth depend on time? It doth; but actions are our epochs.

I love comic books and always did as a kid.