How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Why are you alive? To discover joy and to share that joy with others.

I never can imagine that a woman can do anything wrong, if they do then man made her to do it.

It's really important, whether you're a conservative or a liberal, to always challenge the conventional wisdom, which is what I've tried to do in all my work.

It's true, isn't it, that each of us has two hearts? The secret heart, curled behind like a fist, living gnarled and shrunken beneath the plain, open one we use every day.

God is found in this Life ... to wait for another is folly.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.

everything you experience is what constitutes you as a human being, but the experience passes away and the person's left. The person is the residue.

In the beginning I didn't want to do a menswear collection. It felt a little forced. And then I found that it was an amazing world.

The audience can feel the subtleties of the characters.