His voice wore no pants.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

A life that is actually lived is one that is with significance.

Never let others define you.

The truth is out there.

I am going to be murdered.It wasn’t any easier to face in the daytime.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Yeah, if it hadn't been for me everybody'd be a lot better off--my wife and my kids and my friends.... I wish I'd never been born.I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all.

When you make mistakes, whether they are from this life or another, learn from them- then they become opportunities

I play guitar and I love the Beatles and melodic music.

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.