Here's the thing: I am not beautiful. I'm pretty. I'll allow that much. Pretty. But I'm not the girl boys long for.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

If you want to improve performance and productivity, set a vision that inspires and delights.

Strive with all your hearts, raise up your voices and shout, until this dark world be filled with light.

To marry a woman you love and who loves you is to lay a wager with her as to who will stop loving the other first.

I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.

I was always interested in myths growing up. So, first I got into some Roman myths, then I was interested in Norse, then Celtic, then I started spreading to all the other mythologies.

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Life is not a sprint. It was never meant to be. It is just a step of faith after another.

She gave her heart to Jethro and her body to the whole wide world.

There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.