He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

Whoever works knows the grace of labour of life.

Real transformation requires real honesty. If you want to move forward — get real with yourself!

I was 20 years old at Pearl Harbor. I was in the Navy about a year and four months before the war.

Just get out your magic pencil and erase the cloudy skies, and just draw a picture of me saying, I apologize.

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.

Fix yourself upon the wealthy. In a word, take this for a golden rule through life: Never, never have a friend that is poorer than yourself.

Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

The modern man is necessarily a seeker of God, maybe a Man of Christ.

How could I leave Prim, who is the only person in the world I’m certain I love?