He's so old his social security number is two digits.

We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.

Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."

They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it.

As an entrepreneur I am often asked how I kept my perseverance. Well persevere comes from the Latin roots purse as in "money " and sever as in "cut off." That's why I persevered.

I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?

Get off the Medical System and onto the Self Care System

And after winter folweth grene May.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

The righteous man takes his life in his hand whenever he utters the truth.

Possession, they say, is eleven points of the law.

I like to wear sleeves because they cover up my arms.

Fortunately for England, all her imports are raw materials.

Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked. Yes, Lord Dionysus." Mr. D nodded. "Just checking. You're right, of course. Carry on.

If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.

Till all grace be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.