He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary.

To be a mirror of God’s love is to show Jesus by one’s way of living

The spirits of the dead are not among us to entertain us... Assuming the revenants you encounter have simply signed up to play haunted house for the amusement of the living is just plain ignorant.

Many are the strange chances of the world, and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter.

Live a "Why not?" life, man. Take the shot. The shot is always worth taking.

It's estimated that by 2030 there will be virtually no unskilled jobs in the British economy.

Let us close the springs of racial poison. Let us pray for wise and understanding hearts. Let us lay aside irrelevant differences and make our nation whole.

A modern democracy is a tyranny whose borders are undefined; one discovers how far one can go only by traveling in a straight line until one is stopped.

I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.

Hold onto your dreams 'cause they're always worth havin'. Hold on to your dreams til the day your life is said and done.