He has gone over to the majority.

The mind longs for what it has missed.

Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk, and laughter to transcend the gifts of nature.

Wisdom and beauty form a very rare combination.

Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

Nothing is falser than people's preconceptions and ready-made opinions; nothing is sillier than their sham morality.

The world wants to be deceived.

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb

Women are one and all a set of vultures.

A man who is always ready to believe what is told him will never do well, especially a businessman.

Leave your home, O youth, and seek out alien shores. A wider range of life has been ordained for you.

Money takes wings. The only thing that endures is character.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

In the general course of human nature, A power over a man's subsistence amounts to a power over his will.

The pursuit of happiness is an overview kind of thing. It's not in the Bill of Rights.

Tolerance is a placid contempt.

I feel like there's no real innovation in having some music. It's more just unique personalities and unique expressions, and you being able to tell your story.

A good man can never be the enemy of someone; if he did, he ain't a good man!

Love doesn't limit itself to relationships: it is a celebration of life.

A frail gift is beauty, which grows less as time draws on, and is devoured by its own years.

The only real help is self-help. Anything else is just designed to get you to the point where you can help yourself.