He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Democracy should always be viewed with a philosophical perspective rather than a political one, because after all democracy was born to a philosopher and murdered by a politician.

The coldest day in fallis at the Hallows Evening ballwhere ghoulish funavoids the sunas monsters mingle wall to wall.

All differences in this world are of degree, and not of kind, because oneness is the secret of everything.

You will win as many souls as God gives you, but no one will be converted by your own power.

As we give the gifts of compassion and humility, our lives become demonstrations of the truth of God's Word.

Two things can make life meaningful: books and love. ...I already have books. Now I am setting off in search of love.

Our intonations contain our philosophy of life, what each of us is constantly telling himself about things.

A piece of football history. A unique coach [Sir Alex Ferguson], among the greatest of all-time.

Statistics say that I'm supposed to be in jail. And I'm not supposed to be alive.

By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage.