Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The sooner you make a mistake and learn to live with it, the better. You're not responsible for everything. You can't control the way things end up.

I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.Damn it, Lafayette

We don't get montages or grand finales. We just eat dinner and do the dishes, and absolutely no one's going to clap their hands about it.

Your loss, serves as a stark reminder that, although I feel so alone—I am not alone.

You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.

The property which every man has in his own labour, as it is the original foundation of all other property, so it is the most sacred and inviolable.

The Truth An Offense But Not A Sin

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

Strict punctuality is perhaps the cheapest virtue which can give force to an otherwise utterly insignificant character.

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.