'Good English' is whatever educated people talk so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Of course, being brave does not mean running towards danger.

Mad? Is one who has solved the secret of life to be considered mad?

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

When things are easy, I hate it.

I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies.

Nothing like trapping the gentlemen where they couldn't get away.

Rain in the graveyard, and the world puddled into blurred reflections.

What you don't want to do is to hang on to the aging superstar past his prime and take resources away you can otherwise use to build a better overall team.

The way to go from discord to harmony is to go from concentrating on differences to concentrating on similarities.

You have to understand a bit about the poetry of the blues to know where the references are coming from.