Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

I don't know what love is, so I'll redefine it.

Meditation takes you out of your mind and possibly into the future, negative thoughts are quicksands that keeps you glued to your past.

Risk the risks.

Words are not truth. Truth is like the moon, and words are like my finger. I can point to the moon with my finger, but my finger is not the moon. Do you need my finger to see the moon?

A book is the only real escape from this fallen world. Aside from death.

So few the grains of happiness measured against all the dark and still the scales balance.

We actually try our best to be non-biased, but for me, that was the best movie ["Sicario"], filmmaking-wise and storytelling-wise, and connected to me the most. I thought it was great.

If we ever meet in real life, we can have a conversation. But you should go and live your real life and I'll go and live mine.

I told you that your dream was a difficult one. It's the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary; only wise men are able to understand them.

As much as I love food, I'd have to save my girls!