God's Final Message to His Creation:'We apologize for the inconvenience.

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be the perfect time to disembark.

You cannot sacrifice the world for your children.

[Misquotation; not by Einstein.] If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. [Apparently remorseful for his role in the development of the atom bomb.]

The union is much more than me, and when you think the union is you and it's not about who you represent, I think you've sort of lost your morals and focus and the purpose of your leadership.

Hitler is an outcome of Rousseau.

Comparison is a brutal assault upon one's self. Once you compare yourself to someone else, what you're really saying is that what you're made of isn't good enough.

When digital culture first came along, it was supposed to create more time, by allowing us to shift time around. Somehow instead we've strapped devices to ourselves that ping us all the time.

I'm at the round table, where your seat at? Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass?

Why should we feel anger at the world? As if the world would notice?

I believe the writer... should always be the final judge. I have always held to that position and have sometimes seen books hurt thereby, but at least as often helped. The book belongs to the author.

A Warrior does not go into battle without knowing the limitations of his ally.