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Andy Borowitz Quotes: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
         

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.


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