Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.

No one could suspect the intricate mysteries of her heart.

Don't care about gods. Gods are irrelevant. What counts is people. What counts is having respect for each other.

The British House of Lords is the British Outer Mongolia for retired politicians.

The Christian is strong or weak depending upon how closely he has cultivated the knowledge of God.

Bragging often precedes begging.

I think it's a novelty for cartoon characters to cross over into another strip or panel occasionally.

A sure sign of a soul-based workplace is excitement, enthusiasm, real passion; not manufactured passion, but real involvement. And there's very little fear.

Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

Well, I had a record deal since I was 18, and it got me where I am.