Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

There are more writers who read than readers who write.

You dedicate your life to the pursuit of pleasure. No over-indulgence, mind you, but knowing that your body is apleasure machine, you treat it carefully in order to get the most out of it.

We prefer world law in the age of self-determination to world war in the age of mass extermination.

Everything went downhill after Lillian [Gish] left me.

Yokozuna's Bonzai Drop literally scared me as a kid. It frightened me.

I've never seen anybody that lied as much as Ted Cruz. And he goes around saying he's a Christian.

I don't mind bees and think we are all the better for having them around. I like the taste of honey.

We come from ruins, but we're not ruined.

The new is not a fashion, it is a value.