[Georges] Simenon could be very brave like that. You never quite know what you're going to get or how the story's going to be told.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

You are still the creator of your own destiny. Don't overlook the journey.

Give a boy - ANY boy - enough time, and he WILL eventually pick his nose!

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

I personally have fun with enlightenment, the study and the teaching of it. I get a kick out of doing it different ways because I don't think there is a "way".

Therefore, we must not look at the African people, even before they met whites, as if they had something unique, which was not to be found in other societies.

The only good thing about going to the fights is you can go into the green room and you can see some of your old friends that you haven't seen in a long time.

Beginnings are definitely the most exciting, middles are perplexing and endings are a disaster.

The smile broke across his face the way the sunrise set the clouds on fire.

If I end up showering first, I shower really quickly for the sake of the other tired members.

Successful entrepreneurs figure out when to drive their ideas forward and when to listen to constructive criticism.