Gardening is not a rational act.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Love is the best wisdom.

Didn't people call New Year's the loneliest night on the calender? She took comfort in knowing somewhere on the planet, someone might be as miserable as she was.

Everyone always believes him to be the person they think he is, which in truth is no one

Personal growth is not a matter of learning new information but of unlearning old limits.

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.

Regardless of what we do, our karma has no hold on us.

The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.

Saddam Hussein is not the only deranged dictator who is willing to deprive his people in order to acquire weapons of mass destruction.

Horror has been very good to me in my career. Doing horror films is for the fans and helps keep that part of my career alive.

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?