Full of wise saws and modern instances.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

I used to want you so bad, I'm so through with that because honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had!

I'm more into the Spawn toys. They're really cool. They're coming out with a Techno Spawn series and another series, The Dark Ages, which are really cool.

Making it a valid law to learn by suffering.

I'm an entertainer, period. But I'd probably have to say my passion is in singing. I'm willing to go broke singing.

My mother was a listener. I'm a talker. I'm very comfortable talking.

E canchis amnia. Everything from shells.

Those who run to long words are mainly the unskillful and tasteless; they confuse pomposity with dignity, flaccidity with ease, and bulk with force.

I don't have any type of sketch-comedy or stand-up background.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

To have an opportunity to make a movie like Cabin Fever, you have to get stuff thrown on you or you have to fall into a pit of water. It brings you that much closer to your mindset as a character.