Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Oh my love, I like to vanish in you like a ripple vanishes in an ocean—slowly, silently, and endlessly.

The love in your heart is greater than all the stars the sky could even hope to have. Hold onto that love, and it will take you higher than the stars themselves.

What you say doesn't have to be great if people already like you.

The government are behaving like a bevy of maiden aunts who have fallen among buccaneers.

If you want to attain peace, live peacefully

I think many people with a chronic illness would prefer not to have their chronic illness, simply because it's high maintenance.

A good antidote to nostalgia is to go home, and then you remember why you left.

Worrying about things beyond your control is a pretty good formula for illness.

Brexit must mean control of the number of people who come to Britain from Europe, and that is what I will deliver.

Peace doesn't mean that you will not have problems. Peace means that your problems will not have you.