It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

Today, just take time to smell the roses, enjoy those little things about your life, your family, spouse, friends, job. Forget about the thorns -the pains and problems they cause you - and enjoy life

Custom is second nature and no less powerful.

We only have one body, and you have to show respect for it.

A science is something which is constructed from truth on workable axioms. There are 55 axioms in scientology which are very demonstrably true, and on these can be constructed a great deal.

I love Norse mythology - Thor and Odin and Loki - amazing characters.

Horror movies can be very interesting because they can deal with intangible subjects that are full of emotion.

Difficult situations require compassion, level-headedness & the empathy to see issues from somebody else's perspective.

I feel that love. I feel that energy. I always felt that energy when I'm playing in New York.

I've never really done anything to create what has happened. It creates itself. I'm here because it happened. But I didn't do anything to make it happen apart from saying 'Yes'

Rare benevolence, the minister of God.