For one quarter, Black Tiger lets me escape from my rotten existence for three glorious hours. Pretty good deal.

Going outside is highly overrated.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

What a comfort to know that God is a poet.

Without atmosphere a painting is nothing.

The best things in life are the things that we cannot buy with money.

I had 53 years of happy marriage and two daughters. These were the best things that happened in my life.

Never run in the rain with your socks on.

Round up and deport two million aliens who committed crimes.

It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.

What scares me is not living up to be a good enough father to my son and letting down my family - not being there enough and not being able to give enough of yourself.

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.

Science should be on tap, not on top.