For as long as he could remember, he’d suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Prayer begets peace.

In the black chaos where the seas and the skies become confused let the projectors blow their white trumpets of silence("Roundness")

Ambitious failure, magnificent failure, is a very good thing.

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it.

My not-so-fun traits are that I get very impatient and I can be really stubborn.

Doing well is a conservative idea; meaning well is a liberal idea

The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is its inefficiency.

The living expression of the nation is the collective consciousness in motion of the entire people.

If my senses don't feel right then I don't do it.

To be deeply committed to negotiations, to be opposed to a particular war or military action, is not only considered unpatriotic, it also casts serious doubt on one's manhood.