Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Courage is like magic, courage vanishes crisis.

Self-confident people take the initiative to move forward in the direction of their dreams.

When you know someone behind you, you can change the world, when you know someone behind her, the world will change you.

I've never had a movie that got great reviews. I've had movies that got different levels of good and bad reviews, but you can more or less count on plenty of bad reviews.

On 'Awake, ' we would take a couple hours per scene. Whereas on 'Anger Management, ' we can take maybe 10 minutes on a scene if we're lucky.

It takes the pressure off of your better players to know they don't always have to be on top of their game for the team to do well.

I live near San Francisco in the most beautiful spot on earth and enjoy myself in many ways. Yes, I love to work, which for now is to think and read and write, so it's all a dream come true.

When reason and instinct are reconciled, there will be no higher appeal.

She says nothing at all, but simply stares upward into the dark sky and watches, with sad eyes, the slow dance of the infinite stars.

I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops.