Everything starts with writing.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.

How embarrassing for man to be the greatest miracle on earth and not to understand it!

The reason I use ed is that I don't want to lose what's on the screen.

I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.

I don't have a publicist, I don't go to events, I don't do magazines, and it's just not my life.

The free world must not prove itself worthy of its own past.

I go inside my head and become that other me, the one I don't tell anybody about. The observer... I live in terror that one day I won't get to be Dani again.

You were born to rock, you'll never be an opera star.

But that's not to say that the potential for the sun to shine doesn't exist. You know? Walk down the path towards the light, rather than walk into the darkness.

Thou shalt ever joy at eventide if thou spend the day fruitfully.