Everything I am I owe to my faith and secondly to parents who were old school.

The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but an experience to be had.

Waking up to who you are requires letting go of who you imagine yourself to be

This is the real secret of life -- to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.

No amount of anxiety makes any difference to anything that is going to happen.

You are the universe experiencing itself.

We see what we believe rather than what we see.

Stop measuring days by degree of productivity and start experiencing them by degree of presence.

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So he loses touch with Reality, and lives in a world of illusion.

Many people never grow up. They stay all their lives with a passionate need for external authority and guidance, pretending not to trust their own judgment.

Money is a by-product of time.

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

At the age of 15 I began my singing lessons, and once I became a professional performer, I dove into acting.

Many strange things happen in this world

Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas

Right, sure. Because there's no girls in politics! I have no interest. Voting? What? I forgot my apron. I think I ought to be in the kitchen right now, actually. My rolling pin-

Whoever values peace of mind and the health of the soul will live the best of all possible lives.

Get out of harms way.

Nothing in the world was ever built without a dream at the beginning.

Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me.