Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

And I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes, like puzzle pieces from the clay.

Winning once can be a fluke; winning twice proves you are the best.

I ask you to pass through life at my side—to be my second self, and best earthly companion.

If you asked anybody in my family, they would have very stridently proclaimed themselves middle class. My mother and father were separated, so he doesn't count.

The Church is designed to nourish the imperfect, the struggling, and the exhausted.

England is the paradise of women, the purgatory of men, and the hell of horses.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

All the great religions of the world inculcate equality and brotherhood of mankind and the virtue of toleration.

When I find research really rewarding is when one piece of information gives you an idea for a story. That's when it's great.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.