Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.

I wouldn't support Limp Bizkit being on some snuff backyard brawling, fighting contest.

My life. The life I'm living that's where all my inspiration comes from. Real life experiences.

I'm 38 years old and Limp Bizkit is just something I do. If I was a painter, it would just be a type of painting I make.

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.

I loved the Cure and Bauhaus and the Smiths. The people in my town weren't privy to that kind of music and I got abused. I discovered the microphone to get out some of that angst.

When Wes came back to Limp Bizkit, we really wanted to do something different. We wanted to make a core record that we didn't care who liked or who disliked.

One of the things that was confusing about Limp Bizkit to some people is that our tastes were very different.

There's some people who are not understanding what Limp Bizkit is about. But, then again, who am I to tell people what they can use art for or how they can interpret it?

The future is easy because it doesn’t exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Take care not to welcome today the terrors that will make yesterday's demons look like angels.

Before a secret is told one can often feel the weight of it in the atmosphere.

My son loves my carbonara. I've tried to master that recipe - it's very simple but very delicate. Once prepared it must be eaten quickly.

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

Almost all paleontologists recognize that the discovery of a complete transition is in any case unlikely.

Yoga is vital because it keeps me in full awareness and connection with my breath.

It makes you feel good to know that there's other people afflicted like you.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.